I'm the John Wayne of the Seas

Sunday, September 5, 2010

A pitcher of Spotted Cow, two dollar bills for change, and a pitcher club card. Buy 8 get 1 free! If only we were here long enough.

So, this was on the screen when I woke up at 3 AM to go to the bathroom. Still there this morning.

I am fairly certain that the fact that they just put this sign up and closed this branch and ATMs down can safely be called ironic.

Kickin' it with Leroy, who insists on being my fur stole despite the fact that it is about 85 in here.

Why the fuck do you need a guitar at a music festival with constant fucking music?!

Falling asleep and letting people use your head as an amusing place to put beer cups.

Oldsters making out. During my dinner.

Hackey sack dirt dancer. The TV cameras love him.

Please. I do not want to see your booty!

Ew.