DFH Sah'Tea all aglow.

OMG so good.

Sausage beer!

It was a nice day so P and I decided to go beer gardening. The Long Room had Three Floyds Tres Bouchet which smells and tastes a lot like sausage. I got the New Belgium Dandelion Ale which is kind of flower-sweet... I was a freak child and ate the center of dandelions, and this really tastes a lot like that. It is yummy. I would drink at least 20. More from Ten Cat later!

You ain't seen nothing like The Mighty Quinn.

Went to see Governor Quinn sign some new charter bills into legislation. Something like 30 new charter schools in the state including 15 charters in Chicago and 5 to give a high school education to former dropouts. Good times! I know the picture is for shit.

Fuck You comme le steez de Wesley Willis

So, fuck Piece. They wouldn't seat us without all our party here. Fine. We were all here, and they told us it was a 45 minute wait. After we had been here for an hour. So Megan stormed away, and the douchester CROSSED US OFF THE LIST. Now, we have been sitting here at LEAST 40 minutes at that point. So we are taking our business elsewhere. Super sassy this place both is and is not.

ETA: We went to crocodile. Buy a drink, get a pizza. The pizza was fairly unremarkable, and despite it being "Margherita," there was no trace of basil or tomato on this little cheesy wonder. Oh well. Beggers, choosers, snoozers, losers.

ETA2: Well, all is mended in Piecetown. I feel kinda bad about it, but... whatever.

I see your Camel Toe.

9.5% citrusy hoppy deliciousness. The douchester at the door would not seat me until ALL of my party was here, which seems like a backwards way to do shit.

ETA: Sorry. I wasn't even drunk and I get confused about which way to take the picture.

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy

OMG, you guys. I need these:

Please please please? They would be the prettiest epaulettes EVER. More at VintageStarrBeads.

Oh no, the radio

Just dropped a pill in my purse. Spent five minutes fishing out said pill and then had to take a dirty one. Ewwwwwwww.

Purses are gross.

Marvellous night for a...

Leroy guards the beer, supervises fermentation.

Sophisticated side ponytail.

That is a weave in a cup.

Do you like my ponytail?

Have you ever seen so many dickies in one place? True story: there was a woman at Pitchfork trying to make dickies cool. Sorry lady, not buying it.

First a beer then a half cigarette

Nope. Pilsen, next to a house for rent and Simone's, the south side home of Trying Too Hard bars.

Let's have some fun, this beat is sick.

Okay, so. Now that I've got my blawgermobile set up, I think I can handle updates. Can YOU?

Tonsntons of crappy cell phone pictures to invade your life very soon!

Little Leroy Lasercat

Leroy Lasercat loves his bumble bee.